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Happy Birthday Greeting Cards
Make them chuckle with our fun Birthday Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.
Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Did we also mention that every card can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!
Vagina Word Art Greetings Card
Make them smile with some female genitalia inspired word art.
Best Fucking Mum Ever Greeting Card
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I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card
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Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card
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I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card
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It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Legless! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card
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Only Twats Are Born In September. Greeting Card
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Only Twats Are Born In April. Greeting Card
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Only Twats Are Born In March. Greeting Card
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Only Twats Are Born In November. Greeting Card
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30 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Little Shit Greeting Card
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Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card
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Only Cunts Are Born In December Greeting Card
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Only Cunts Are Born In August Greeting Card
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Only Cunts Are Born In July Greeting Card
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Only Cunts Are Born In June Greeting Card
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Only Cunts Are Born In April Greeting Card
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Only Cunts Are Born In March Greeting Card
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Bon Anniversaire You Cunt Greeting Card
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Only Cunts Are Born In September Greeting Card
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Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card
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