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Happy Birthday Greeting Cards
Make them chuckle with our fun Birthday Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.
Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Did we also mention that every card can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!
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