Happy Birthday Greeting Cards

Make them chuckle with our fun Birthday Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Did we also mention that every card can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

42 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Second Birthday Card For Forty Two Year Old, 42nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

42 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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37 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Seventh Birthday Card For Thirty Seven Year Old, 37th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

37 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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35 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Fifth Birthday Card For Thirty Five Year Old, 35th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

35 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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34 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Fourth Birthday Card For Thirty Four Year Old, 34th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

34 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Rug Muncher. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Birthday Card For Lesbian, LGBTQ+, For Her

Happy Birthday Rug Muncher. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Little Shit Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card, Rude Poo Pun, Dung Beetle On Ball Of Shit

Happy Birthday You Little Shit Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Absolute Tool Greeting Card | Rude DIY Tool Pun Birthday Card, Spanner, Screwdriver, Saw, Hammer, Nails

Happy Birthday You Absolute Tool Greeting Card

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Wake And Bake Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Stoner Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot, Hash

Wake And Bake Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Wife, Her, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card

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Aphrodite Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Aphrodite Birthday Card For Her, Friend, LGBT, Greek Mythology, Goddess Of Love, Venus

Aphrodite Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Dad, You’re My Roll Model  Greeting Card | Rude Father's Day Card For Dad, Thank You, Best Dad, Role Model, Toilet Humour, Toilet Roll

Dad, You’re My Roll Model Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Fire Crotch Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Ginger, Red Head, Red Haired Person, Ginger Pubes

Happy Birthday Fire Crotch Greeting Card

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You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Greeting Card | You're Beautiful Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Bottom, Female Empowerment, Bum, Derrière

You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Greeting Card

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Knights Hemplar Greeting Card | Weed Knights Templar Pun Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420

Knights Hemplar Doodle Greeting Card

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Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card | Naked Man Well Done Card, Congratulations Card, Cheers Greeting Card, LGBTQ+ Card

Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card

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Abstract Nude Breasts Pink Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Boobs, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Breasts Pink Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Brother Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Brother, Sibling, Him, Birthday

Best Fucking Brother Ever Greeting Card

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Can Can Dancer Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Dancer Birthday Card For Her, For Friend, LGBTQ+, Dancing

Can Can Dancer Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happiest Of Birthdays To The Biggest Cunt Out There Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card, Slice Of Birthday Cake Doodle

Happiest Of Birthdays To The Biggest Cunt Out There Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday! (Blow Me Cake) Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Ageing Joke, Cake With Candle Saying Blow Me

Happy Birthday! (Blow Me Cake) Greeting Card

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Even The Cake Thinks You’re Old! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Parent, Grandparent, Ageing Joke, Cake That Says You're Old

Even The Cake Thinks You’re Old! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Let’s Par-tea For Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Tea Drinker, Let's Party, Cup Of Tea With Party Hat

Let’s Par-tea For Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Hap-bee Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Partner, Parent, Grandparent, Bumble Bee In Party Hat With Cake

Hap-bee Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Now Where’s The Cake?? Greeting Card | Funny Cat Birthday Card For Cat Owner, Cat In Party Hat, Cat With Empty Bowl Waiting For Cake

Happy Birthday Now Where’s The Cake?? Greeting Card

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Our Calculations Show You're Still A Knob. Happy Birthday!Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Knob. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Battier Than Ever Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Cricket Birthday Card For Cricketer, Dancing Cricket Player, Cricket Fan, T20, Ashes

Battier Than Ever Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Birthday Wanchor Greeting Card | Funny Wanker Anchor Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Partner, Monochrome, Profanity, Banter

Birthday Wanchor Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card | Funny Penis Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Penis Outline Weather, Willy, Cock

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Gin Greeting Card | Funny Gin Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Gin Drinker, Bottle Of Gin Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Gin Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Wine Greeting Card | Funny Wine Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Wine Drinker, Glass Of Wine Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Wine Greeting Card

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You've Bean Getting Older Greeting Card | Funny Baked Beans Birthday Card For Friend, Can Of Baked Beans, Getting Older, Bean Pun, Baked Bean Tin

You've Bean Getting Older Greeting Card

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As We Get Older Our Minds Wonder... Sometimes They Bugger Off Completely Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Walking Brain, Lost Your Mind

As We Get Older Our Minds Wonder... Sometimes They Bugger Off Completely Greeting Card

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Let's Have A Ball Greeting Card | Funny Football Birthday Card For Footballer, Celebration, Different Coloured Footballs Celebrating, FIFA, FA Cup

Let's Have A Ball Greeting Card

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2006 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2006 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2005 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2005 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2003 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2003 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2004 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2004 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2002 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2002 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2001 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2001 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2000 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2000 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1999 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1999 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1998 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1998 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1997 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1997 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1996 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1996 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1995 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1995 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1994 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1994 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1993 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1993 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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1992 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Nineties, 90s Baby, Banter

1992 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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