Happy Birthday Greeting Cards

Make them chuckle with our fun Birthday Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Did we also mention that every card can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Card In Party Hat

Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card

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You’re How Old?? You’re Having A Giraffe! Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Parent, Grandparent, Giraffe In A Party Hat, Having A Laugh

You’re How Old?? You’re Having A Giraffe! Greeting Card

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Have An Egg-cellent Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Egg Pun Birthday Card, Happy Cracked Egg Wearing Party Hat, Fried Egg Partying, Excellent Birthday

Have An Egg-cellent Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Beer Greeting Card | Funny Beer Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Beer Drinker, Pint Of Beer Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Beer Greeting Card

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2005 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card | Complimentary Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby

2005 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card

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2004 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card | Complimentary Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby

2004 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card

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1972 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card | Complimentary Birthday Card For Grandma, Grandad, Mum, Dad, The Best, Born In The Seventies, 70s

1972 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card

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U Are 42 Greeting Card | 40 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 42nd Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Forty Second Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty Two

U Are 42 Greeting Card

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U Are 22 Greeting Card | 20 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 22nd Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling Twenty Second, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Second

U Are 22 Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card | Funny Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Parent Or Grandparent, Fine Art Skull Fossil Illustration, Prehistoric

Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Cactus Prick Pun

Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Colourful Bubble Writing

Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card

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Happy Beerday Greeting Card | Funny Beer Pun Birthday Card For Beer Drinker, Dad, Boyfriend, Husband, Friend, Pint Of Beer, Beer Joke Birthday Card

Happy Beerday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card

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Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Birthday Card

Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card

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Have A Willy Good Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Penis Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Gay Man, Partner, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Penis Doodle

Have A Willy Good Birthday Greeting Card

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Hoo-Hoo's The Best Sister? Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun Card For Sibling, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Best Sister Card

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Sister? Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Little Sister Greeting Card | Nun Joke Birthday Card For Younger Sister, Sibling, Nun Pun, Small Nun With Halo And Cross Necklace

Happy Birthday To My Little Sister Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Snoring Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Partner Who Snores, Husband, Wife, Man In Bed Snoring Loudly

Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Snoring Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Ice Skating Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Ice Skater, Skater Gliding On Ice In Coat And Scarf, Ice Skates, Ice Rink

Happy Birthday Ice Skating Greeting Card

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Have You Grown Up Yet? Greeting Card | Funny, Immature Birthday Card, Checkboxes With Penis Drawn Next To Yes, Willy Doodle, Not Grown Up Yet

Have You Grown Up Yet? Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday It's Been A Bong Time Without You My Friend Greeting Card | Funny, Bong Pun Birthday Card For Stoner, Sad Looking Bong, Miss You Birthday Card

Happy Birthday It's Been A Bong Time Without You My Friend Greeting Card

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Pause And Relax It's Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card, Remote Controle Pointing At Pause Button, Take Time For Yourself

Pause And Relax It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Stout-standing Dad Greeting Card | Funny Stout Pun Father's Day Card For Stout Drinking Dad, Father, Happy Pint Of Stout, Outstanding Dad, Beer, Ale

Stout-standing Dad Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Don't Be Boaring! Greeting Card | Funny, Boar Pun Birthday Card, Boar Sat on Sofa With Paper And Pipe, Don't Be Boring

It's Your Birthday Don't Be Boaring! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Silver Fox Greeting Card | Handsome Silver Fox Illustration, For Good Looking Older Man, For Husband, For Boyfriend

Happy Birthday You Silver Fox Greeting Card

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You Can Go Out, But Not Out Out Greeting Card | Go Out But Not Out Out Joke Happy Birthday Card, Politics, Boris Johnson, Press Conference Illustration

You Can Go Out, But Not Out Out Greeting Card

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Bird Nerd Greeting Card | Funny Card For Bird Watcher, Twitcher, Nature Enthusiast, Ornithology, Birdwatching, Blue Bird In Glasses

Bird Nerd Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Wise Old Owl Greeting Card | Funny Owl Birthday Card, Owl In Mortarboard, Clever Looking Owl, Graduate Cap, Academic Cap

Happy Birthday You Wise Old Owl Greeting Card

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Butter Late Than Never Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Butter Pun Sorry It's Late Birthday Card, Better Late Than Never, Happy Block Of Butter

Butter Late Than Never Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Let's Get Baked Greeting Card | Funny Baking Pun Birthday Card For Baker, Happy Chocolate Chip Cookies On A Baking Tray

It's Your Birthday Let's Get Baked Greeting Card

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Have A Roarsome Birthday Greeting Card | Dinosaur Pun Birthday Card, Different Coloured Dinos Illustration, Different Dinosaurs Print

Have A Roarsome Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Pisces Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Picses, Picses Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Pisces Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Sagittarius Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Sagittarius, Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Sagittarius Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Scorpio Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Scorpio, Scorpio Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Scorpio Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Gemini Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Gemini, Gemini Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Gemini Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Her, Sassy Confident Gin Bottle In A Suit, Independent Woman, Gin Pun

Happy Birthday You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ass. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Ass Pun Birthday Card, Happy Looking Donkey Pointing Rear At Reciever, Arse

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ass. Greeting Card

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Preying You Have A Great Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Mane Main Pun Birthday Card, A Lion With A Big Mane Wearing A Party Hat

And Now, For The Mane Event... Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Preying You Have A Great Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Prey Pray Pun Birthday Card, A Praying Lion Dreaming Of Zebra Prey, Predator

Preying You Have A Great Birthday! Greeting Card

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It's Time To Stop Lion About Your Age... Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Lion Lying Pun Birthday Card, A Gulity Looking Aging Lion, Old Age Joke

It's Time To Stop Lion About Your Age... Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Poser Greeting Card | Yoga Woman Posing In Front Of Mirror Birthday Card For Her, Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Poser Greeting Card

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Holy Cow It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Cow Pun Birthday Card, Brown Cow Dressed As The Pope, Holy Cow Pun, Farm Animal, Religion Pun

Holy Cow It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Holy Carp It's Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Fish Pun Birthday Card, Carp Dressed As The Pope, Holy Crap Carp Pun

Holy Carp It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You're So Special I Got Your Card Llamanated Greeting Card | Funny Llama Pun Birthday Card, Llama Chewing On A Piece Of Hay

Happy Birthday You're So Special I Got Your Card Llamanated Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Fur-end Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Cat Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Cat In A Party Hat With Birthday Cake, Kitten

Happy Birthday Fur-end Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Ginger Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Him, Red Head, Red Haired Boy, Man

Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Ginger Greeting Card

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