Happy Birthday Greeting Cards

Make them chuckle with our fun Birthday Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Did we also mention that every card can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

Happy Birthday You Hairy Muff. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, For Her

Happy Birthday You Hairy Muff. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday Blow Job Queen. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Gay Man, LGBTQ+, For Her, For Him, For Girlfriend

Happy Birthday Blow Job Queen. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday Rug Muncher. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Birthday Card For Lesbian, LGBTQ+, For Her

Happy Birthday Rug Muncher. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Only Twats Are Born In December. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In December. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Only Twats Are Born In October. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In October. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Dad, Mum, Friend, Age Card

50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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50 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Age Card, For Dad, Brother, Friend

50 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Brother, Son, Him, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Your Fifties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 60th, Deadpan Sixtieth Birthday Card For Sixty Year Old, Grandma, Grandad, Mum, Dad

Your Fifties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

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Your Forties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 50th, Deadpan Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Friend

Your Forties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

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Your Twenties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 30th, Deadpan Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Friend, Son, Daughter

Your Twenties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday You Little Shit Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card, Rude Poo Pun, Dung Beetle On Ball Of Shit

Happy Birthday You Little Shit Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday You Absolute Tool Greeting Card | Rude DIY Tool Pun Birthday Card, Spanner, Screwdriver, Saw, Hammer, Nails

Happy Birthday You Absolute Tool Greeting Card

from £3.99

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RIP To Your Thirties Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Fortieth Birthday Card For Son, Daughter, Brother, Sister, Friend, Forty Year Old, 40th

RIP To Your Thirties Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Wake And Bake Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Stoner Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot, Hash

Wake And Bake Greeting Card

from £3.99

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World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Wife, Her, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Aphrodite Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Aphrodite Birthday Card For Her, Friend, LGBT, Greek Mythology, Goddess Of Love, Venus

Aphrodite Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Dad, You’re My Roll Model  Greeting Card | Rude Father's Day Card For Dad, Thank You, Best Dad, Role Model, Toilet Humour, Toilet Roll

Dad, You’re My Roll Model Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday Fire Crotch Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Ginger, Red Head, Red Haired Person, Ginger Pubes

Happy Birthday Fire Crotch Greeting Card

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You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Greeting Card | You're Beautiful Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Bottom, Female Empowerment, Bum, Derrière

You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Wind In The Willies Greeting Card | Funny Greeting Card, Funny Literary Card, Funny Literature Card, Wind In The Willows Card, Vintage Typography

Wind In The Willies Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of literary inspired greeting cards.

from £3.99
Knights Hemplar Greeting Card | Weed Knights Templar Pun Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420

Knights Hemplar Doodle Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Herbivore Greeting Card | Weed Card For Vegan Stoner, Weed Smoker, Veggie, Plant Based, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420, Herb

Herbivore Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Freshly Baked Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja

Freshly Baked Greeting Card

from £3.99

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