Happy Birthday Greeting Cards

Make them chuckle with our fun Birthday Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Did we also mention that every card can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

Your Forties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 50th, Deadpan Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Friend

Your Forties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

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Your Twenties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 30th, Deadpan Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Friend, Son, Daughter

Your Twenties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Little Shit Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card, Rude Poo Pun, Dung Beetle On Ball Of Shit

Happy Birthday You Little Shit Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Absolute Tool Greeting Card | Rude DIY Tool Pun Birthday Card, Spanner, Screwdriver, Saw, Hammer, Nails

Happy Birthday You Absolute Tool Greeting Card

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RIP To Your Thirties Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Fortieth Birthday Card For Son, Daughter, Brother, Sister, Friend, Forty Year Old, 40th

RIP To Your Thirties Greeting Card

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Wake And Bake Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Stoner Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot, Hash

Wake And Bake Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Wife, Her, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card

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Aphrodite Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Aphrodite Birthday Card For Her, Friend, LGBT, Greek Mythology, Goddess Of Love, Venus

Aphrodite Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Dad, You’re My Roll Model  Greeting Card | Rude Father's Day Card For Dad, Thank You, Best Dad, Role Model, Toilet Humour, Toilet Roll

Dad, You’re My Roll Model Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Fire Crotch Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Ginger, Red Head, Red Haired Person, Ginger Pubes

Happy Birthday Fire Crotch Greeting Card

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You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Greeting Card | You're Beautiful Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Bottom, Female Empowerment, Bum, Derrière

You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Greeting Card

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Wind In The Willies Greeting Card | Funny Greeting Card, Funny Literary Card, Funny Literature Card, Wind In The Willows Card, Vintage Typography

Wind In The Willies Greeting Card

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Knights Hemplar Greeting Card | Weed Knights Templar Pun Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420

Knights Hemplar Doodle Greeting Card

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Herbivore Greeting Card | Weed Card For Vegan Stoner, Weed Smoker, Veggie, Plant Based, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420, Herb

Herbivore Greeting Card

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Freshly Baked Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja

Freshly Baked Greeting Card

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Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card | Naked Man Well Done Card, Congratulations Card, Cheers Greeting Card, LGBTQ+ Card

Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card

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An Important Event Took Place On This Day In A Previous Year Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card, Dry Humour Anniversary Card, Monochrome

An Important Event Took Place On This Day In A Previous Year Greeting Card

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Abstract Nude Breasts Pink Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Boobs, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Breasts Pink Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Brother Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Brother, Sibling, Him, Birthday

Best Fucking Brother Ever Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In July Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In July Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In June Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In June Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In April Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In April Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In March Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In March Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In January Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In January Greeting Card

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Can Can Dancer Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Dancer Birthday Card For Her, For Friend, LGBTQ+, Dancing

Can Can Dancer Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happiest Of Birthdays To The Biggest Cunt Out There Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card, Slice Of Birthday Cake Doodle

Happiest Of Birthdays To The Biggest Cunt Out There Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday! (Blow Me Cake) Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Ageing Joke, Cake With Candle Saying Blow Me

Happy Birthday! (Blow Me Cake) Greeting Card

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Even The Cake Thinks You’re Old! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Parent, Grandparent, Ageing Joke, Cake That Says You're Old

Even The Cake Thinks You’re Old! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Let’s Par-tea For Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Tea Drinker, Let's Party, Cup Of Tea With Party Hat

Let’s Par-tea For Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Hap-bee Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Partner, Parent, Grandparent, Bumble Bee In Party Hat With Cake

Hap-bee Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Now Where’s The Cake?? Greeting Card | Funny Cat Birthday Card For Cat Owner, Cat In Party Hat, Cat With Empty Bowl Waiting For Cake

Happy Birthday Now Where’s The Cake?? Greeting Card

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Our Calculations Show You're Still A Knob. Happy Birthday!Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Knob. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Battier Than Ever Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Cricket Birthday Card For Cricketer, Dancing Cricket Player, Cricket Fan, T20, Ashes

Battier Than Ever Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Birthday Wanchor Greeting Card | Funny Wanker Anchor Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Partner, Monochrome, Profanity, Banter

Birthday Wanchor Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card | Funny Penis Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Penis Outline Weather, Willy, Cock

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Gin Greeting Card | Funny Gin Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Gin Drinker, Bottle Of Gin Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Gin Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Wine Greeting Card | Funny Wine Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Wine Drinker, Glass Of Wine Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Wine Greeting Card

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You've Bean Getting Older Greeting Card | Funny Baked Beans Birthday Card For Friend, Can Of Baked Beans, Getting Older, Bean Pun, Baked Bean Tin

You've Bean Getting Older Greeting Card

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As We Get Older Our Minds Wonder... Sometimes They Bugger Off Completely Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Walking Brain, Lost Your Mind

As We Get Older Our Minds Wonder... Sometimes They Bugger Off Completely Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The Dog Greeting Card | Birthday Card From The Dog For Mum, Dad, Husband, Wife, Dog Owner, Pet Cards, Dog Lover

Happy Birthday From The Dog Greeting Card

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In Dog Years You Are A Ghost Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Rude You're Old Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Grandparent, Old Age Joke

In Dog Years You Are A Ghost Greeting Card

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Let's Have A Ball Greeting Card | Funny Football Birthday Card For Footballer, Celebration, Different Coloured Footballs Celebrating, FIFA, FA Cup

Let's Have A Ball Greeting Card

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2006 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2006 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2005 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2005 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2003 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2003 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2004 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2004 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2002 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2002 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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2001 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Banter

2001 The Year Of The Dickhead Greeting Card

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