Happy Birthday Gifts & Presents

Make them chuckle with our fun Birthday Gifts. From Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons - we’ve got you covered All of our gifts come with our quality guarantee.

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All of our greetings cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised at no extra charge! Browse now to find the perfect birthday treat for a friend, colleague or loved one.

Violin Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Violinist, Violin Player, Musician, Music Lover

Violin Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Violin Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Violinist, Violin Player, Musician, Music Lover, Journal, Diary

Violin Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Well This Is A Fucking Shit Birthday Greeting Card | Deadpan Lockdown Birthday Card, Crap Birthday, Can't Celebrate, Monochrome, Profanity

Well This Is A Fucking Shit Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cock Greeting Card | Funny Cockerel Pun Birthday Card, Smug Looking Cockerel, Rude Birthday Card For Him

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Cock Greeting Card

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Birthdays Are All About Getting Shit Faced! Greeting Card | Let's Get Drunk Birthday Card, Turned Up, Turnt, Funny Birthday Card, Let's Party

Birthdays Are All About Getting Shit Faced! Greeting Card

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I Wanted To Get You Something Deep And Meaningful, Then I Remembered I Couldn't Give A Fuck Greeting Card | Profanity Greeting Card, Birthday, Anniversary
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Happy Birthday! Christ You're A Fucking Fine Specimen! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Rosette Birthday Card For Boyfriend, For Girlfriend

Happy Birthday! Christ You're A Fucking Fine Specimen! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Shih-Tzu Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Drunk Shih-Tzu, Let's Get Shitfaced

It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Clucked Up! Greeting Card | Funny Chicken Pun Birthday Card, Chicken Rolling On Alcohol Bottle, Let's Get Fucked Up

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Clucked Up! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Born In The 80s Mug | 80s Baby Birthday Mug, Birthday, Born In The 1980s, Eighties, Leg Warmers, Cassette Player, Cassette Tapes

Born In The 80s Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Sit! And Paw Yourself A Drink It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Dog Pun Birthday Card, Sausage Dog In A Party Hat With Cocktail

Sit! And Paw Yourself A Drink It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Unwind On Your Birthday Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Cassette Tape Pun Birthday Card, Cassette Tape Undwinding

Unwind On Your Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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43 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Forty Third Birthday Gift For Forty Three Year Old, 43rd, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

43 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
39 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Nineth Birthday Gift For Thirty Nine Year Old, 39th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

39 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
38 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Eighth Birthday Gift For Thirty Eight Year Old, 38th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

38 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
37 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Seventh Birthday Gift For Thirty Seven Year Old, 37th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

37 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
34 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Fourth Birthday Gift For Thirty Four Year Old, 34th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

34 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
33 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Third Birthday Gift For Thirty Three Year Old, 33rd, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

33 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
31 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty First Birthday Gift For Thirty One Year Old, 31st, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

31 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
26 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Sixth Birthday Gift For Twenty Six Year Old, 26th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

26 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
24 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Fourth Birthday Gift For Twenty Four Year Old, 24th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

24 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
23 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Third Birthday Gift For Twenty Three Year Old, 23rd, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

23 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
19 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Nineteenth Birthday Gift For Nineteen Year Old, 19th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

19 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
45 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Fifth Birthday Card For Forty Five Year Old, 45th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

45 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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44 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Fourth Birthday Card For Forty Four Year Old, 44th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

44 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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43 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Third Birthday Card For Forty Three Year Old, 43rd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

43 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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41 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty First Birthday Card For Forty One Year Old, 41st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

41 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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38 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Eighth Birthday Card For Thirty Eight Year Old, 38th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

38 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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36 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Sixth Birthday Card For Thirty Six Year Old, 36th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

36 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Wife Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Wife, For Her, Wedding Anniversary

Best Fucking Wife Ever. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Best Fucking Husband Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Husband, For Him, Wedding Anniversary

Best Fucking Husband Ever. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Best Fucking Dad Ever. Mug | Rude, Funny, Profanity Father's Day Gift For Dad, Parent, Him

Best Fucking Dad Ever. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Funny, Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card, Age Joke

Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Only Twats Are Born In April. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In April. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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60. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 60th, Profanity Sixtieth Birthday Card For Sixty Year Old, Grandad, Grandma, Dad, Mum, Friend, Age Card

60. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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30. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Son, Daughter, Brother, Sister, Friend, Age Card

30. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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