Happy Birthday Gifts & Presents

Make them chuckle with our fun Birthday Gifts. From Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons - we’ve got you covered All of our gifts come with our quality guarantee.

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All of our greetings cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised at no extra charge! Browse now to find the perfect birthday treat for a friend, colleague or loved one.

Another Year Older Not Wiser Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Friend, Grandad, Grandma, You're Old Card

Another Year Older Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Birthday Wanker Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Offensive Bubble Writing Birthday Card

Birthday Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Alexa, Am I Old? Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Birthday Card, Age Joke, You're Old, Getting Older, Rude Birthday Card For Parent Or Grandparent

Alexa, Am I Old? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Alexa, When Is Dad's Birthday? Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Birthday Card For Dad, Father, Forgotten Dad's Birthday Joke Card

Alexa, When Is Dad's Birthday? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Parent, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Mum, Dad, Grandparent, Deadpan You're Old Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Violin Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Violinist, Violin Player, Musician, Music Lover, Journal, Diary

Violin Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
If Uncles Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Uncle, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You, Love You Uncle Card

If Uncles Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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If Aunties Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Aunt, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You, Love You Aunty Card

If Aunties Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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If Dads Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Father's Day Card For Dad, Birthday Card For Dad, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You

If Dads Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Well This Is A Fucking Shit Birthday Greeting Card | Deadpan Lockdown Birthday Card, Crap Birthday, Can't Celebrate, Monochrome, Profanity

Well This Is A Fucking Shit Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Wearing Fake Tan In Bed Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Her, Fake Tan Wearer, Orange Sheets

Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Wearing Fake Tan In Bed Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
It's About Time You Shuffled Off Now, Old Timer Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Grandparent, Parent, Sibling, Getting Old, Old Age Joke

It's About Time You Shuffled Off Now, Old Timer Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Over Eat, Let's Party

Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Let's Party, Celebrate You

Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Be Careful... Too Many Birthdays Will Kill You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Grandparent, Parent, Sibling, Getting Old, Old Age Joke

Be Careful... Too Many Birthdays Will Kill You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Grandparent, Parent, Friend, Sibling, Getting Old, Old Age Joke, Existential

Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Go Dark On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Disappear, Stay Off Social Media, Unavailable

Go Dark On Your Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Mum! Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Mother
from £3.99
I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Sis! Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Sister
from £3.99
I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Bro! Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Brother
from £3.99
At Least Your Age Is Starting To Catch Up With Your Face. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Parent, Old Age Joke

At Least Your Age Is Starting To Catch Up With Your Face. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Have Lost All Respect For You. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude Birthday Card, Lost Respect For Friend, For Partner, For Spouse

I Have Lost All Respect For You. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Have Lost All Respect For You. HB. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card In Orange For Husband, Wife, Lost Respect

I Have Lost All Respect For You. HB. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99