Hand Illustrated Rude Gifts!

Nothing says you care like some hand illustrated nudity. We stock a wide range of cards and gifts guaranteed to make you smile! 

Choose from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons. 

All greetings cards can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge - easy!
Congratulations You Little Shit Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job, Champagne

Congratulations You Little Shit Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Player 3 Approaching Greeting Card | New Baby Card For Gamer Couple, Games Controllers, Congratulations, Baby Shower Card, Having A Baby

Player 3 Approaching Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Well Done, You Nailed It Greeting Card | Funny Pun Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job, Hammer, Nails, Confetti

Well Done, You Nailed It Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You Have Been Out Standing In Your Field! Greeting Card | Joke Congratulations Card, Man Stood Out In A Field, Graduation, Outstanding, Promotion

You Have Been Out Standing In Your Field! Greeting Card

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You're Pearfect! Greeting Card | Funny Fruit Pun Congratulations Card, Smug Looking Pear, You're Perfect, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Pearfect! Greeting Card

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Congratulations! You Made It Look So Shrimple! Greeting Card | Funny Shrimp Pun Congratulations Card, Clever Looking Shrimp, Graduation, New Job

Congratulations! You Made It Look So Shrimple! Greeting Card

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You're Spec-taculor Greeting Card | Funny Glasses Pun Congratulations Card, Pair Of Specs In A Cape, Spectaculor, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Spec-taculor Greeting Card

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Congratulations! You Make A Fur-midable Team. Greeting Card | Cute, Kitten, Funny Cat Pun Engagement Card, Congratulations, Anniversary, Cats Cuddling

Congratulations! You Make A Fur-midable Team. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Dad, You’re My Roll Model  Greeting Card | Rude Father's Day Card For Dad, Thank You, Best Dad, Role Model, Toilet Humour, Toilet Roll

Dad, You’re My Roll Model Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Best Fucking Brother Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Brother, Sibling, Him, Birthday

Best Fucking Brother Ever Greeting Card

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Let Me Be Blunt Congratulations Greeting Card | Funny Congratulations Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash

Let Me Be Blunt Congratulations Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card | Naked Man Well Done Card, Congratulations Card, Cheers Greeting Card, LGBTQ+ Card

Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations Bitches Greeting Card | Cute Engagement Card For Lesbian Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Just Married, Congratulations, Two Female Dogs

Congratulations Bitches Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Go Clubbin' On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Golfing Pun Birthday Card, Two Golfers Clubbing, Card For Golfer, Golf Club Joke, PGA, US Open

Go Clubbin' On Your Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card | Rude Speech Bubble Engagement Card, Offensive Profanity Cactus Prick Pun Congratulations Card

Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Well Done You Tit Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Graduation Card, Congratulations, Passed Exams, New Job, Passed Driving Test, You Did It

Well Done You Tit Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sip Sip Hooray Congratulations Greeting Card | Hip Hip Hooray Congratulations, Alcohol Bottles Celebrating, Graduation, Exams, Champagne, Whiskey, Gin

Sip Sip Hooray Congratulations Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Well Done You Silly Sausage Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Dachshund Pun Congratulations, Happy Smug Looking Sausage Dog, Graduation, Exams, New Job

Well Done You Silly Sausage Greeting Card

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You're Sun-Real! Greeting Card | Funny Sun Pun Congratulations Card, Happy Sun, You're Unreal, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best, Love Card

You're Sun-Real! Greeting Card

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Cheers To The Purr-fect Couple Greeting Card | Cute, Kitten, Funny Cat Pun Engagement Card, Congratulations, Anniversary, Cats Cuddling

Cheers To The Purr-fect Couple Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're Clawsome! Greeting Card | Funny Claw Pun Congratulations Card, Crab In Super Hero Costume, You're Awesome, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Clawsome! Greeting Card

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It's Time To Stop Lion Around... And Celebrate!!! Greeting Card | Funny Lion Pun Celebration Card, Lion Lying Down With A Glass Of Champagne

It's Time To Stop Lion Around... And Celebrate!!! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're Roar-some Greeting Card | Funny Lion Pun Congratulations Card, Lion Roaring, You're Awesome, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Roar-some Greeting Card

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You Blow My Mind Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Hairdryer Pun Valentine's Card, Hairdryer Blowing Air Onto Brain, Anniversary, Proud Of You

You Blow My Mind Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Congratulations You Are Proof That Anything Is Paw-sible Greeting Card | Funny Dog Pun Congratulations Card, Dog In A Superhero Costume, Graduation

Congratulations You Are Proof That Anything Is Paw-sible Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You Try Hard! Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Pun Graduation Card For Rugby Player, Fan, Congratulations, Nerdy Looking Rugby Player In Glasses

You Try Hard! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card | Sumo Wrestler Congratulations Card, Exams, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job

Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Coaster | Naked Man Well Done Coaster, Congratulations Coaster, Cheers Coaster, LGBTQ+ Coaster

Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Magnet | Naked Man Well Done Fridge Magnet, Congratulations Fridge Magnet, Cheers Fridge Magnet, LGBTQ+, Art Deco

Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Magnet

£10.95

Add some fun to your fridge with our hand illustrated magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95