Hand Illustrated Rude Gifts!

Nothing says you care like some hand illustrated nudity. We stock a wide range of cards and gifts guaranteed to make you smile! 

Choose from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons. 

All greetings cards can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge - easy!
Wake And Bake Coaster | Weed Drinks Mat, Housewarming Gift For Stoner Baker, Weed Smoker, Hash, Ganja, Pot, Cannabis, Marijuana

Wake And Bake Coaster

£13.25

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£13.25
Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls Mug | Funny Gift For Stoners, Sex Drugs And Rock N Roll Pun, Sausage Roll Doodle

Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Heron Addict Greeting Card | Funny Card For Bird Watcher, Twitcher, Nature Enthusiast, Ornithology, Birdwatching

Heron Addict Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Boxing Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Boxer, Man With Black Eye In Boxing Gloves Defending, Knockout, KO, Punch, Strike

Happy Birthday Boxing Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Baseball Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Baseball Player, Batter Getting Ready To Hit The Ball, Hey Batter Batter

Happy Birthday Baseball Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Hiking Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Hiker, Couple Hiking Up Mountain, Walking, Climbing, Rambling, Scrambling, Outdoors

Happy Birthday Hiking Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Surfing Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Surfer, Woman Surfing With Guy Drowning, Riding The Wave, Barelling Wave

Happy Birthday Surfing Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Yoga Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Yogi, Girl With Yoga Mat, Yoga Poses, Upward Facing Dog, One Legged Pigeon Pose

Happy Birthday Yoga Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Dive Buddy Greeting Card | Diving Birthday Card For Diving Friend, Scubadiving, Under The Sea, Scubadiver With Thumbs Up

Happy Birthday Dive Buddy Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Tofu Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Kawai, Tofu Joke Vegan Birthday Card, Square Of Tofu With A Balloon, Veggie, Plant Based

Happy Birthday Tofu Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
World's Dopest Sister Mug | Stoner Gift For Sister, Her, Funny Sibling Mug, Weed Pun, Cannabis, Marijuana, Dope, Hash, Ganja, Pot

World's Dopest Sister Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
World's Dopest Husband Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Husband, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Husband Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Gym Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Gym Goer, Weight Lifter, Gym Enthusiast, Muscle Head, Gains, Journal, Dairy

Gym Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ginger Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Him, Red Head, Red Haired Boy, Man

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ginger Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Love Your Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Boyfriend, Husband, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle

I Love Your Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bearded Man In Boxers Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Naked Man Birthday Card, Strong Man Card, Buff Man Card, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Gay Man

Bearded Man In Boxers Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
It's Your Birthday Have A Crabulous Day! Greeting Card | Funny Crab Pun Birthday Card, Crab With Balloon And Party Hat, Have A Fabulous Day

It's Your Birthday Have A Crabulous Day! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Just A Note To Say Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Musical Note Pun Birthday Card, Conductor In Party Hat With Musical Notes And Confetti

Just A Note to Say Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Knob! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Knob! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Am 41 Mug | 39 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 41st Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Forty First Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty Two

I Am 41 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Level 30 Unlocked Greeting Card | 30th Birthday Card For Gamer, Thirtieth Birthday Card, Gaming Obsessed, Games Controller, PS4 Player, Xbox Player

Level 30 Unlocked Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Burrito Print Greeting Card | Burritos Pattern Birthday Card, Mexican Food, Burrito Illustration, Breakfast Burrito, Veggie Burrito

Happy Birthday Burrito Print Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Tennis Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Tennis Player, Player Concentrating, Racket And Ball Sport, Wimbledon, Australian Open

Happy Birthday Tennis Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Gymnastics Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Gymnast, Gymnasts Performing Rythmic Gymnastics, Hoop, Ribbon, Artistic, Aerobics

Happy Birthday Gymnastics Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Friend, Kitten, Cats

Happy Birthday Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Willy Love You Mug | Rude, Punny Abstract Nude Penis Gift For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Line Drawing

I Willy Love You Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Guitar Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Guitarist, Guitar Player, Musician, Music Lover, Journal, Diary

Guitar Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Go Wild! It’s Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card, Tarzan, Jungle

Go Wild! It’s Your Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Sugar Tits Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Birthday Card, Bag Of Sugar Wearing Nipple Tassles Doodle

Happy Birthday Sugar Tits Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Shake Your Boobs It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Her, Shake Ya Tits, Breasts With Nipple Tassels and Confetti

Shake Your Boobs It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthgay Greeting Card | Rainbow Cake Birthday Card For Friend, Gay Man, Lesbian, Bisexual, LGBT, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card, Gay Pride, Queer

Happy Birthgay Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Am 31 Mug | 29 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 31st Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirty First Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty One

I Am 31 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Would Give You A Funny Card, But At This Age There's A Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card | Funny Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Parent

I Would Give You A Funny Card, But At This Age There's A Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Bellend Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Bell With Party Hat On

Happy Birthday You Bellend Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Road Biking Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Road Biker, Determined Cyclist Riding Bike, Tour De France, Fixed Gear, Racing Bike

Happy Birthday Road Biking Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Gaming Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Gamer, Gamer Celebrating At Computer After Winning Video Game, Pixel Letters, Trophy

Happy Birthday Gaming Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Hoppy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Beer Pun Happy Birthday Card For Beer Drinker, Overflowing Pint Of Beer Jumping

Hoppy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Hope Your Birthday Is Out Of This World Greeting Card | Funny, Space Pun Birthday Card, Outer Space, Smiling Planets, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Shooting Star

Hope Your Birthday Is Out Of This World Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Have A Chi Wow Wow Wow Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Chihuahua Birthday Card For Dog Owner, Chihuahua In A Party Hat

Have A Chi Wow Wow Wow Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
40 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Fortieth Birthday Gift For Forty Year Old, 40th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

40 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
World's Dopest Girlfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Girlfriend, Her, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Girlfriend Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Vegan, Cactus Doodle, Veggie, Plant Based, Cacti

Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bums Illustration Pink Mug | Different Shaped Bottoms Illustration, LGBT Gift, Pink, Female Empowerment

Bums Illustration Pink Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Stoned Age Doodle Mug | Funny Gift For Weed Smokers, Stoners, Caveman Stoner Doodle, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Dope

Stoned Age Doodle Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You're My Favourite Tart Mug | Funny, Rude Gift For Her, LGBTQ+, Tart Doodle

You're My Favourite Tart Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Heron Addict Magnet | Pun Gift For Twitchers, Bird Watcher, Nature Enthusiast, Ornithology, Birdwatching

Heron Addict Magnet

£10.95

Brighten your day with our fun range of magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Mariguana Fridge Magnet | Weed Kitchen Magnet, Stoner Igunan Pun Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Mariguana Magnet

£10.95

Brighten your day with our fun range of magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95