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Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards
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Dad You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card
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It's All Down To Your Can Do Attitude Greeting Card
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It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Legless! Greeting Card
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I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card
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Only Cunts Are Born In September Greeting Card
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All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving