Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Obligatory Father's Day Card. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Blue Card For Dad, Father

Obligatory Father's Day Card. Greeting Card

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Jingle Balls. Christmas Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Card, Jingle Bells

Jingle Balls. Greeting Card

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Merry Cockmas.  Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Penis Pun Happy Christmas Card

Merry Cockmas. Greeting Card

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Good Luck And Good Riddance. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude, Funny Good Luck Card, New Job, You're Leaving, Retirement, New Home

Good Luck And Good Riddance. Greeting Card

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Greetings Tiny New Earthling. Greeting Card | Funny, Joke New Baby Card In Pink, Alien Joke

Greetings Tiny New Earthling. Greeting Card

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Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Tree Decorated With Dicks And Boobs Christmas Card, LGBT

Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Greeting Card

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Naked Woman Holding Crossed Skis Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Nude Woman Christmas Card, Nude Woman Skier In Santa Hat Christmas Card, LGBT

Naked Woman Holding Crossed Skis Merry Christmas Greeting Card

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Sexy Snowman Seasons Greetings Greeting Card | Sexy Snowman Christmas Card, Snowman Laying Down With Drink, LGBT

Sexy Snowman Seasons Greetings Greeting Card

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Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card | Sumo Wrestler Congratulations Card, Exams, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job

Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card

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Happy Father's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Joke Fathers Day Card For Dad, Him

Happy Father's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment Greeting Card

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Dad, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Joke Fathers Day Card For Dad, Him, Thank You Card

Dad, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card

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Mum, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Joke Mothers Day Card For Mum, Her, Thank You Card

Mum, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card

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I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Valentines Card, Wedding Anniversary, Love, Golddigger Joke

I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card

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Crazy Cat Lady  Greeting Card | Funny Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Cats, Kittens

Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card

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Brie Mine Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Him, For Her, Brie Doodle, Cheese, Be Mine

Brie Mine Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Husband Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Husband, Him, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Husband Ever Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Sister Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Sister, Sibling, Her, Birthday

Best Fucking Sister Ever Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Dad Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Dad, Parent, Him, Father's Day, Birthday

Best Fucking Dad Ever Greeting Card

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Another Fucking Birthday Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity, Bday, Old Age Joke, Not Another Birthday

Another Fucking Birthday Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In October Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In October Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In August Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In August Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In February Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In February Greeting Card

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Knights Hemplar Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card, Funny Gift For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Knights Templar Pun, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Knights Hemplar Greeting Card

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Royal Flush Greeting Card | Funny Toilet Humour Card For Poker Player, Toilet Doodle

Royal Flush Greeting Card

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Play Your Cards Right And You May Be The Ace In The Hole Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Anniversary Card For Poker Player, Valentine's, Ace Of Spades

Play Your Cards Right And You May Be The Ace In The Hole Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card | Birthday Card For Gamer, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Gaming Obsessed, Games Console Doodle

Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card

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Let's Bone Greeting Card | Rude Valentine's Card For Her, Him, Bone Doodle, Monochrome, Anniversary

Let's Bone Greeting Card

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You're The Sauciest Person I Know Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Saucy, Red Sauce, Ketchup Doodle, Tomato Sauce

You're The Sauciest Person I Know Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Tinsel In The Shape Of Breasts With Bauble Nipples Doodle

Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Doodle Greeting Card

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Dick The Halls Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Christmas Carol Pun, Deck The Halls

Dick The Halls Greeting Card

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Happy Fucking New Year Greeting Card | Offensive New Year Card, Rude Happy New Year Card

Happy Fucking New Year Greeting Card

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Have A Jammin Birthday Greeting Card | Rasta Birthday Card, Reggae Birthday Card, Groovy Seventies Font

Have A Jammin Birthday Greeting Card

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Tokemon Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Gamer, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot

Tokemon Greeting Card

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Jingle Balls Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Carol Pun, Jingle Bells

Jingle Balls Greeting Card

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Have A Dope Birthday Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Have A Dope Birthday Greeting Card

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Royal Highness Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Royal Highness Greeting Card

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One Love Greeting Card | Anniversary Card, Love Card, Valentines Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Hippie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

One Love Greeting Card

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Flower To The People Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Hippie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Flower To The People Greeting Card

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Stoned Age Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot, Stone Age Pun

Stoned Age Greeting Card

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Mermaid Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Mermaid Birthday Card For Her, Funny Birthday Card For Friend, LGBTQ+, Siren

Mermaid Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Knights Hemplar Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Knights Templar Pun, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Knights Hemplar Greeting Card

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Optimus Fine | Funny Birthday Card For Girlfriend, Anniversary Card For Her, For Him, Valentines, Optimus Prime Pun Card, Vintage Typography

Optimus Fine Greeting Card

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Game Of Loans Greeting Card | Funny New Home Card, Bought A House Card, Graduation Card, Student Loan Joke, Mortgage Joke

Game Of Loans Greeting Card

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It's Been A Schlong Time Without You My Friend Greeting Card | Rude Card For Best Friend, Bestie, BFF, Friendship, Penis Joke, Willy, Long, Vintage Typography

It's Been A Schlong Time Without You My Friend Greeting Card

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Tinsel Tits Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured Rude, Funny Christmas Card, Pop Art, Pink And Red

Tinsel Tits Greeting Card

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Bugger Greeting Card | FFunny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Whoops, Profanity, Breakup

Bugger Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card, Movie Quote

Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal Greeting Card

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Merry Cockmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card, Penis Pun, Cock, Bubble Font

Merry Cockmas Greeting Card

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Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving