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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Parent, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Swear Word Card

Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card

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RIP To Your Twenties Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Thirtieth Birthday Card For Son, Daughter, Brother, Sister, Friend, Thirty Year Old, 30th

RIP To Your Twenties Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Swear Word Card

Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card

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You Make Me Wet Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband

You Make Me Wet Greeting Card

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On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Rude Sex Joke Birthday Card For Him,

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Greeting Card

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Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Can't Be Bothered Birthday Card, Lazy Card Joke

Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card

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Obligatory Birthday Card. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude, Funny Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Family

Obligatory Birthday Card. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The One Who Puts Up With Your Farts Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The One Who Puts Up With Your Farts Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Bellend Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Bell With Party Hat On

Happy Birthday You Bellend Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Snoring Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Partner, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Wife, Husband

Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Snoring Greeting Card

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I Love You More Than Connell's Chain Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Funny Normal People Card, Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Husband

I Love You More Than Connell's Chain Greeting Card

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If Cousins Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Cousin, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You, Love You Cousin Card

If Cousins Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

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One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan You're Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Friend, Grandad, Grandma, Another Year Older

One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Greeting Card

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If Sisters Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Sibling, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You, Love You Sister Card

If Sisters Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday I Couldn't Afford A Card With A Picture Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Birthday Card For Friend, Mum, Dad, Brother, Sister

Happy Birthday I Couldn't Afford A Card With A Picture Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Nosey Cunt In Small Font Joke

Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card

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Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Card In Party Hat

Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card

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U Are 42 Greeting Card | 40 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 42nd Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Forty Second Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty Two

U Are 42 Greeting Card

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U Are 30 Greeting Card | 28 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 30th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirty, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirtieth Birthday

U Are 30 Greeting Card

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U Are 22 Greeting Card | 20 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 22nd Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling Twenty Second, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Second

U Are 22 Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Cactus Prick Pun

Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Colourful Bubble Writing

Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card

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Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Birthday Card

Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card

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If Brothers Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Sibling, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You, Love You Brother Card

If Brothers Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

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Looking 60 Years Old Is Great... If You're 70 Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Grandparent, Parent, Friend, Sibling, Getting Old, Old Age Joke

Looking 60 Years Old Is Great... If You're 70 Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Gay Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Gay Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card

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Your Forties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 50th, Deadpan Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Friend

Your Forties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

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Your Twenties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 30th, Deadpan Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Friend, Son, Daughter

Your Twenties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

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RIP To Your Thirties Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Fortieth Birthday Card For Son, Daughter, Brother, Sister, Friend, Forty Year Old, 40th

RIP To Your Thirties Greeting Card

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U Are 41 Greeting Card | 39 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 41st Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Forty One, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty First Birthday

U Are 41 Greeting Card

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U Are 40 Greeting Card | 38 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 40th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Forty, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Fortieth Birthday

U Are 40 Greeting Card

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U Are 39 Greeting Card | 37 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 39th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Nine, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Ninth Birthday

U Are 39 Greeting Card

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U Are 38 Greeting Card | 36 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 38th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Eight, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Eighth Birthday

U Are 38 Greeting Card

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U Are 37 Greeting Card | 35 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 37th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Seven, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Seventh Birthday

U Are 37 Greeting Card

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U Are 36 Greeting Card | 34 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 36th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Six, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Sixth Birthday

U Are 36 Greeting Card

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U Are 35 Greeting Card | 33 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 35th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Five, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Fifth Birthday

U Are 35 Greeting Card

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U Are 34 Greeting Card | 32 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 34th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Four, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Fourth Birthday

U Are 34 Greeting Card

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U Are 33 Greeting Card | 31 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 33rd Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Three, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Third Birthday

U Are 33 Greeting Card

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U are 32 Greeting Card | 30 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 32nd Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Two, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Second Birthday

U Are 32 Greeting Card

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U Are 31 Greeting Card | 29 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 31st Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirty One, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty First Birthday

U Are 31 Greeting Card

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Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving