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Happy 9th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Copper Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Moscow Mules In Love, Married Nine Years

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Happy 20th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | China Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Two China Vases In Love, Married Twenty Years

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We're Golden Together Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Golden Anniversary, Gold Bars In Love, For Husband Or Wife, Married Fifty Years

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Of All The Weirdos On The Internet You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Partner, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Met Online

Of All The Weirdos On The Internet You're My Favourite Greeting Card

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You Make Me A'pea Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pea Pun Anniversary Card, Love, You Make Me Happy, Happy Pea In A Pod, Two Peas In A Pod

You Make Me A'pea Greeting Card

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Fancy A Shag? Greeting Card | Shag Bird Pun Anniversary Card For Him, Her, Inuendo, Happy Shag Bird With Eyebrows Raised, Valentine's, Fancy It?

Fancy A Shag? Greeting Card

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You're A Knockout Greeting Card | Funny, Boxing Pun Love Card, Boxer With Love Heart KO, Box, UFC, MMA, You're A Stunner, Hot, Valentine's

You're A Knockout Greeting Card

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Your Looks Have Faded With Age Greeting Card | Rude, Profanity Greeting Card, Birthday, Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Your Looks Have Faded With Age Greeting Card

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Life Would bFlat Without You Greeting Card | Funny Music Pun Card For Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Best Friend, Love And Friendship Cards

Life Would bFlat Without You Greeting Card

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We're Bedder Together. Happy 29th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Furniture, Twenty Ninth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Couple In Bed

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60 Years Of Marriage Doesn't Come Without It's Pressure But You've Been My Rock Greeting Card | Diamond, Sixtieth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife

60 Years Of Marriage Doesn't Come Without It's Pressure But You've Been My Rock Greeting Card

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I See A Future Full Of Happiness Happy 15th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Crystal, Fifteenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Crystal Ball

I See A Future Full Of Happiness Happy 15th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Let's Spoon. Happy 25th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Silver, Twenty Fifth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Spoons Spooning, Love Hearts

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Let's Have Sax. Happy 24th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Musical Instrument, Twenty Forth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Saxophone + Heart

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I Still Foil For You Happy 10th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Aluminium, Tenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Tin Foil With Love Hearts

I Still Foil For You Happy 10th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Pearl Wedding Anniversary Card, Oyster With Pearls, For Husband, Married 30 Years, Blue Speech Bubble

Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card | Deadpan Ugly Joke Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend or Friend

You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card

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There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband Or Wife

There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card

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Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Noodles Pun Anniversary Card, Love, Udon Noodles In Love, Valentine's, Ramen Bowl

Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card

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I Will Never Dessert You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Dessert Pun Anniversary Card, Love, I Will Never Leave You, Never Desert You, Chocolate Dessert

I Will Never Dessert You Greeting Card

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You Give Me Wood Greeting Card | Wood Pun Anniversary Card For Her, For Gay Man, LGBTQ+, Innuendo, Man Holding Pile Of Wood Logs, You Make Me Hard

You Give Me Wood Greeting Card

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You're A Great Shag Greeting Card | Shag Bird Pun Anniversary Card For Him, Her, Inuendo, Smug Looking Shag Bird, Great Lay, Valentine's

You're A Great Shag Greeting Card

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Happy 6th Wedding Anniversary Sugar Greeting Card | Funny Sixth Anniversary Card Husband Or Wife, Sugar Anniversary, Married 6 Years, Bag Of Sugars

Happy 6th Wedding Anniversary Sugar Greeting Card

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Blow Me Greeting Card | Funny, Balloon Pun Love Card, Flirty Deflated Balloon, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Greeting Card

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Blow Me Greeting Card | Funny, Candle Pun Love Card, Flirty Cake With Candles On, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Greeting Card

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I Hate You The Least Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Him, Her, Love Card, hate Everyone But You

I Hate You The Least Greeting Card

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You're The Gin To My Tonic Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Gin Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Bottle Of Gin And Bottle Of Tonic In Love, G&T Anniversary

You're The Gin To My Tonic Greeting Card

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We Mer-maid For Each Other Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Mermaid Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Mermaid And Merman In Love, We Were Made For Each Other

We Mer-maid For Each Other Greeting Card

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I Love Every Pizza You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love Every Pizza You Greeting Card

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I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card

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I Really Really Really Love You. No... Really. Greeting Card | Funny Bunny Boiler Valentine's Card, Scared Looking Rabbit Over Pot Of Boiling Water

I Really Really Really Love You. No... Really. Greeting Card

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Where Have You Bean All My Life? Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Coffee Bean Pun Valentine's Card, Coffee Bean With Binoculars, Where Have You Been

Where Have You Bean All My Life? Greeting Card

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We're The Perfect Blend Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Valentine's Card, Intertwined Tea Bags In Love, Tea Leaves Blend Pun

We're The Perfect Blend Greeting Card

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You're My Favourite Human Bean Happy Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny Baked Beans Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife

You're My Favourite Human Bean Happy Anniversary Greeting Card

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You're A Gem Greeting Card | Emerald, Fifty Fifth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, You're The Best Card For Friend, Gemstones

You're A Gem Greeting Card

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50 Years Together! Doesn't That Make You Feel Gold Greeting Card | Golden, Fiftieth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Gold Statue, Gold Award

50 Years Together! Doesn't That Make You Feel Gold Greeting Card

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35 Years Together Without Getting Jaded Now That's An Achievement Greeting Card | Jade, Thirty Fifth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Jade Dragon

35 Years Together Without Getting Jaded Now That's An Achievement Greeting Card

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We're Bedder Together. Happy 17th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Furniture, Seventeenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Couple In Bed

We're Bedder Together. Happy 17th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Lesbi Honest You Two Are Perfect For Each Other Greeting Card | Anniversary Card For Lesbian Couple, Congratulations, Engagement Card, LGBT Cards

Lesbi Honest You Two Are Perfect For Each Other Greeting Card

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You Drive Me Crazy Greeting Card | Funny, Golfing Pun Love Card, Golfer With Love Heart Eyes, Anniversary Card For Golfer, PGA, US Open, Grand Slam

You Drive Me Crazy Greeting Card

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18 Years And You've Still Got Me In A Glaze Greeting Card | Porcelain, Eighteenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Extra Glazed Donut, Glaze Pun

18 Years And You've Still Got Me In A Glaze Greeting Card

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You're So Sweet Happy 2nd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Cotton, Second Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Cotton Candy, Love Hearts

You're So Sweet Happy 2nd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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30 Years Of Marriage Doesn't Come Without It's Pressure But You've Been My Rock Greeting Card | Diamond, Thirtieth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife

30 Years Of Marriage Doesn't Come Without It's Pressure But You've Been My Rock Greeting Card

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You're So Marble-lous! Happy 27th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Sculpture, Twenty Seventh Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Marble Statue

You're So Marble-lous! Happy 27th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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13 Years  And You're Still My Sole Mate Greeting Card | Funny Pun, Thirteenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Trainers With Love Heart Laces

13 Years And You're Still My Sole Mate Greeting Card

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We're Meant 2p Happy 9th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny, Copper, Ninth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Copper Pennies And Love Hearts

We're Meant 2p Happy 9th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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You're So Sweet Happy 6th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Sugar, Sixth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Sweets And Love Hearts, 6 Years Married

You're So Sweet Happy 6th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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I Love You With All Of My Willy Greeting Card | Funny Penis Joke Anniversary Card For Wife, Gay Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Penis Doodle Valentines Card

I Love You With All Of My Willy Greeting Card

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Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving