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Deadpan Greeting Cards
Challenge them to open these premium greeting cards without cracking a smile!
All of our cards are printed on thick 324gsm paper and can be personalised with an internal message and send direct.
Our cards cover a wide range of occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving, Christmas, Mother and Father's Day and much more!
You Were Shit At Your Job Anyway Greeting Card
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Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Greeting Card
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Happy Christmas From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
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I Regret To Inform You That Your Forties Have Now Expired Greeting Card
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Good Riddance Twenty Twenty Greeting Card
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Thoughts And Prayers To Your Vagina Greeting Card
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Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
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You Really Are A Massive Cunt Greeting Card
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On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Greeting Card
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Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Either Greeting Card
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Happy Easter You Cunt Greeting Card
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Merry Christmas From A Casual Acquaintance Greeting Card
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May Your Bird Be Moist This Christmas Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card
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Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card
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