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Deadpan Greeting Cards

Challenge them to open these premium greeting cards without cracking a smile!

All of our cards are printed on thick 324gsm paper and can be personalised with an internal message and send direct.

Our cards cover a wide range of occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving, Christmas, Mother and Father's Day and much more!

U Are 28 Greeting Card | 26 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 28th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Eight, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Eighth

U Are 28 Greeting Card

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U Are 27 Greeting Card | 25 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 27th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Seven, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Seventh

U Are 27 Greeting Card

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U Are 26 Greeting Card | 24 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 26th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Six, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Sixth

U Are 26 Greeting Card

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U Are 25 Greeting Card | 23 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 25th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Five, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Fith

U Are 25 Greeting Card

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U Are 24 Greeting Card | 22 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 24th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Four, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Fourth

U Are 24 Greeting Card

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U Are 23 Greeting Card | 21 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 23rd Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Three, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Third

U Are 23 Greeting Card

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U Are 21 Greeting Card | 19 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 21st Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling Twenty First, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty First

U Are 21 Greeting Card

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U Are 20 Greeting Card | 18 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 20th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twentieth, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty

U Are 20 Greeting Card

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Another Year Older, Another Year Droopier Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Him, Husband, Friend, Husband, Drooping Balls

Another Year Older, Another Year Droopier Greeting Card

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Another Year Older Not Wiser Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Friend, Grandad, Grandma, You're Old Card

Another Year Older Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Cactus Prick Pun

Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card

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Birthday Wanker Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Offensive Bubble Writing Birthday Card

Birthday Wanker Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Mum, Dad, Grandparent, Deadpan You're Old Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card

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