Deadpan Greeting Cards
Challenge them to open these premium greeting cards without cracking a smile!
All of our cards are printed on thick 324gsm paper and can be personalised with an internal message and send direct.
Our cards cover a wide range of occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving, Christmas, Mother and Father's Day and much more!
Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card
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Mum, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card
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Mum, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card
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Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Greeting Card
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Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card
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You Put The Ho Back In Christmas Greeting Card
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If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Greeting Card
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Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card
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Get Well Soon Attention Seeker Greeting Card
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I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card
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Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card
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Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card
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There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card
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In Dog Years You Are A Ghost Greeting Card
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