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Deadpan Greeting Cards
Challenge them to open these premium greeting cards without cracking a smile!
All of our cards are printed on thick 324gsm paper and can be personalised with an internal message and send direct.
Our cards cover a wide range of occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving, Christmas, Mother and Father's Day and much more!
Happy Father's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment. Greeting Card
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Your Thirties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card
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Obligatory Father's Day Card. Greeting Card
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Happy Father's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment Greeting Card
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Dad, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card
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Mum, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card
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I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card
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Welcome To The World Wrinkly Alien Greeting Card
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Knights Hemplar Greeting Card
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You're The Hottest Girlfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card
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You're The Hottest Boyfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card
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Wishing You Every Misery In Your New Home Greeting Card
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I Have Wasted Another Year Of My Life With You Greeting Card
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Forty Two Percent Of Marriages End In Divorce Greeting Card
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You Are Moving From One House To Another Greeting Card
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Didn't Realise You Were Still Alive Greeting Card
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Your Life Is Officially Over Greeting Card
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Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card
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Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Greeting Card
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And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Greeting Card
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