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Deadpan Greeting Cards
Challenge them to open these premium greeting cards without cracking a smile!
All of our cards are printed on thick 324gsm paper and can be personalised with an internal message and send direct.
Our cards cover a wide range of occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving, Christmas, Mother and Father's Day and much more!
Some People Will Do Anything For Time Off Work Greeting Card
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Have A Fucking Spectacular Divorce Greeting Card
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I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card
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