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Deadpan Greeting Cards
Challenge them to open these premium greeting cards without cracking a smile!
All of our cards are printed on thick 324gsm paper and can be personalised with an internal message and send direct.
Our cards cover a wide range of occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving, Christmas, Mother and Father's Day and much more!
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card
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Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card
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I Can't Wait To Have A Big Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card
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Your Home May Be Repossessed If You Fail To Make Your Mortgage Repayments Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Have Incurred A Lifetime Of Debt Greeting Card
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Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card
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Happy Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card
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I Wish You Had Moved Further Away Greeting Card
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I Know Where You Live Greeting Card
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May Your Furlough Be Long And Vegetative Greeting Card
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Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card
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Good Luck And Good Riddance. Greeting Card
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Wishing You Every Misery In Your New Home Greeting Card
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You Are Moving From One House To Another Greeting Card
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