Deadpan Greeting Cards
Challenge them to open these premium greeting cards without cracking a smile!
All of our cards are printed on thick 324gsm paper and can be personalised with an internal message and send direct.
Our cards cover a wide range of occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving, Christmas, Mother and Father's Day and much more!
Another Year Older, Another Year Droopier Greeting Card
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Alexa, When Is Our Anniversary? Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card
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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card
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Please Cancel My Subscription To Your Issues Greeting Card
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If Uncles Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card
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