Deadpan Greeting Cards
Challenge them to open these premium greeting cards without cracking a smile!
All of our cards are printed on thick 324gsm paper and can be personalised with an internal message and send direct.
Our cards cover a wide range of occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving, Christmas, Mother and Father's Day and much more!
Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card
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You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card
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If Brothers Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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If Aunties Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card
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Looking 60 Years Old Is Great... If You're 70 Greeting Card
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Nope, Still A Ginger Twat! Greeting Card
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At Least You Can Say Christmas Made You Fat Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Gay Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card
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Your Forties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card
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Your Twenties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card
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One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card
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Another Year Older, Another Year Droopier Greeting Card
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Alexa, When Is Our Anniversary? Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card
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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card
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Please Cancel My Subscription To Your Issues Greeting Card
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If Uncles Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card
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