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Deadpan Greeting Cards
Challenge them to open these premium greeting cards without cracking a smile!
All of our cards are printed on thick 324gsm paper and can be personalised with an internal message and send direct.
Our cards cover a wide range of occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving, Christmas, Mother and Father's Day and much more!
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card
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You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Have Incurred A Lifetime Of Debt Greeting Card
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Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card
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Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card
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Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card
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Good Luck! You're Quite Thick So Don't Get Your Hopes Up! Greeting Card
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