Deadpan Greeting Cards
Challenge them to open these premium greeting cards without cracking a smile!
All of our cards are printed on thick 324gsm paper and can be personalised with an internal message and send direct.
Our cards cover a wide range of occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving, Christmas, Mother and Father's Day and much more!
Another Year Older, Another Year Droopier Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card
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Alexa, When Is Dad's Birthday? Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card
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If Uncles Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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If Aunties Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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If Dads Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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Well This Is A Fucking Shit Birthday Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Wearing Fake Tan In Bed Greeting Card
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It's About Time You Shuffled Off Now, Old Timer Greeting Card
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Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card
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Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card
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Be Careful... Too Many Birthdays Will Kill You Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Mum! Greeting Card
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Bro! Greeting Card
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Sis! Greeting Card
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At Least Your Age Is Starting To Catch Up With Your Face. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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