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Deadpan Greeting Cards
Challenge them to open these premium greeting cards without cracking a smile!
All of our cards are printed on thick 324gsm paper and can be personalised with an internal message and send direct.
Our cards cover a wide range of occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving, Christmas, Mother and Father's Day and much more!
Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card
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I Fail To See The Point In Your Continued Existence Greeting Card
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Looking 60 Years Old Is Great... If You're 70 Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Gay Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card
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Your Fifties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card
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Your Forties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card
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Your Twenties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card
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An Important Event Took Place On This Day In A Previous Year Greeting Card
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Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card
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In Dog Years You Are A Ghost Greeting Card
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Another Year Older, Another Year Droopier Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card
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Alexa, When Is Dad's Birthday? Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card
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If Uncles Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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If Aunties Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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If Dads Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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