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Deadpan Greeting Cards
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All of our cards are printed on thick 324gsm paper and can be personalised with an internal message and send direct.
Our cards cover a wide range of occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving, Christmas, Mother and Father's Day and much more!
I Regret To Inform You That You Are No Longer Young Greeting Card
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Today Is The Anniversary Of The Day You Were Born Greeting Card
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Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card
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If Brothers Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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If Aunties Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Wearing Fake Tan In Bed Greeting Card
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Looking 60 Years Old Is Great... If You're 70 Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Gay Greeting Card
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The Earth Is Dying And So Are You Greeting Card
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Your Fifties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card
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Your Forties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card
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Your Twenties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card
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An Important Event Took Place On This Day In A Previous Year Greeting Card
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You Look Older Than You Are Greeting Card
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Another Year Older, Another Year Droopier Greeting Card
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