Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
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Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Made The Christmas Card List Greeting Card
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This Is Literally The First Card I Saw Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Made a Tiny Human Greeting Card
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Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Have Incurred A Lifetime Of Debt Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card
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Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card
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Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card
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You'll Probably Make Terrible Parents, But It Will Be Fun To Watch Greeting Card
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I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card
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Your Constant Joy Is Starting To Encroach On My Abject Misery Greeting Card
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Forty Two Percent Of Marriages End In Divorce Greeting Card
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£13.25
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead A5 Notebook
£11.25
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£11.25
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Magnet
£10.95
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£10.95
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Magnet
£10.95
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£10.95