Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
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Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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Of All The Weirdos On Tinder You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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I Love You More Than Connell's Chain Greeting Card
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There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Magnet
£10.95
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£10.95
Of All The Weirdos On The Internet You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card
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You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card
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You Stopped Satisfying Me Years Ago. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card
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One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card
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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card
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Of All The Weirdos On Grindr You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card
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Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card
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I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card
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There Is No Place Like Your Vagina A5 Notebook
£11.25
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£11.25