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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card
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Your Best Chance Of Getting Laid Is To Crawl Up A Chicken's Ass And Wait Greeting Card
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I'm No Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One Greeting Card
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I Would Tell You To Eat Shit But I Know You're Not Into Cannibalism Greeting Card
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Well This Is A Fucking Shit Birthday Greeting Card
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Having Small Boobs Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Massive Tit! Greeting Card
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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card
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Have A Fucking Spectacular Divorce Greeting Card
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You Don't Half Talk Some Bullshit Greeting Card
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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Anniversary Greeting Card
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