Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card
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Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card
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Where The Fuck Is My Wine Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
Prick With A Fork Apron
£21.50
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I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card
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There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card
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Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours A5 Notebook
£11.25
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Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead Greeting Card
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Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card
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Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card
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I Hope You Choke On All The Shit You Talk Greeting Card
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Having A Small Penis Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Huge Dick! Greeting Card
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