You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
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Having A Small Penis Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Huge Dick! Greeting Card
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Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card
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Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card
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I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card
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There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Magnet
£10.95
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£10.95
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card
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Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card
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Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card
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Where The Fuck Is My Wine Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
Prick With A Fork Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card
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Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours A5 Notebook
£11.25
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£11.25
Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead Greeting Card
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Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card
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