Happy Easter You Cunt Greeting Card
from £3.99
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster
£13.25
Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"
£13.25
When I First Met You, I Looked Deep Into Your Eyes And Thought "Fuck It, You'll Do" Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
from £3.99
I'll Cum Down Your Chimney Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Good Luck With Your New Job You Fucking Traitor Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card
from £3.99
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£11.25
You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
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Having A Small Penis Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Huge Dick! Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card
from £3.99
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Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
