There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Magnet
£10.95
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£10.95
Deadpan Gifts
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card
from £3.99
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Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Where The Fuck Is My Wine Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
Prick With A Fork Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours A5 Notebook
£11.25
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£11.25
Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
from £3.99
Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
from £3.99
£10.95
Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
I Hope You Choke On All The Shit You Talk Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
I'm No Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Nope, Still A Ginger Twat! Greeting Card
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Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead. Greeting Card
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from £3.99
You're Getting Married. Shit Just Got Real. Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
£11.95
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Sticker
£3.65
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£3.65
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Magnet
£10.95
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£10.95
from £3.99
from £3.99
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
Congratulations You Cunt Magnet
£10.95
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£10.95
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!