Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Another Year Older, Another Year Droopier Greeting Card
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Alexa, When Is Our Anniversary? Greeting Card
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Alexa, When Is Dad's Birthday? Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
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I Know Where You Live Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card
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It's Ok If You Don't Like Me Not Everyone Has Good Taste Greeting Card
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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card
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You'll Never Be The Man Your Mother Is Greeting Card
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Your Best Chance Of Getting Laid Is To Crawl Up A Chicken's Ass And Wait Greeting Card
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Embrace Your Mistakes... Can I Have A Hug? Greeting Card
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The Only Culture You Have Is Bacteria Greeting Card
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Please Cancel My Subscription To Your Issues Greeting Card
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Your Gene Pool Could Use Some Chlorine Greeting Card
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I Would Tell You To Eat Shit But I Know You're Not Into Cannibalism Greeting Card
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Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right It's A Shame Nobody Told Your Parents Greeting Card
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If Uncles Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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If Aunties Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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If Dads Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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Alexa Send Mum A Mother's Day Card Greeting Card
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Alexa Send Dad A Father's Day Card Greeting Card
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Well This Is A Fucking Shit Birthday Greeting Card
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There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card
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Having Small Boobs Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Massive Tit! Greeting Card
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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card
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Have A Fucking Spectacular Divorce Greeting Card
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Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card
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I Hate The Sound Of Your Breathing Greeting Card
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