There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours A5 Notebook
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Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead Greeting Card
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Your Home May Be Repossessed If You Fail To Make Your Mortgage Repayments Greeting Card
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I Regret To Inform You That You Are No Longer Young Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Have Incurred A Lifetime Of Debt Greeting Card
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And Then There Was No Sleep Greeting Card
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Today Is The Anniversary Of The Day You Were Born Greeting Card
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Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card
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Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card
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Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card
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