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Deadpan Gifts
Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card
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Our Time Together Has Been Tolerable Greeting Card
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You'll Probably Make Terrible Parents, But It Will Be Fun To Watch Greeting Card
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I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card
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Be Careful... Too Many Birthdays Will Kill You Greeting Card
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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Anniversary Greeting Card
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Good Luck! You're Quite Thick So Don't Get Your Hopes Up! Greeting Card
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One Day All Trace Of You Will Be Forgotten. Let's Do Something Stupid! Greeting Card
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Mum! Greeting Card
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Bro! Greeting Card
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Sis! Greeting Card
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At Least Your Age Is Starting To Catch Up With Your Face. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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I Have Lost All Respect For You. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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I Hate What We Have Become. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card
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It Is Now No Longer Financially Viable For Us To Break Up. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card
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Dad, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card
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Dad, Thanks For Being My Taxi Greeting Card
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Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card
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I Have Lost All Respect For You. HB. Greeting Card
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Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card
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Your Constant Joy Is Starting To Encroach On My Abject Misery Greeting Card
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Let That Shit Go. Tote
£26.50
Hit the beach or the shops with our range of fun canvas tote bags. SIZE: 14" x 18.5"
£26.50
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Eat Sleep Yoga Repeat Tote
£26.50
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Happy Father's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment. Greeting Card
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Your Thirties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card
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Obligatory Father's Day Card. Greeting Card
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Happy Father's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment Greeting Card
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Dad, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card
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Mum, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card
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I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card
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Beached Whale Beach Towel
£35.95
Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels. SIZE: 80cm X 160cm
£35.95
#ghoulpower Tote
£26.50
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£26.50
Hi I'm Vegan Tote
£26.50
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Welcome To The World Wrinkly Alien Greeting Card
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Knights Hemplar Greeting Card
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We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!