The Earth Is Dying And So Are You Greeting Card
from £3.99
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Your Fifties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card
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Your Forties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card
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Your Twenties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card
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Obligatory Mother's Day Card. Greeting Card
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Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead. Greeting Card
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You're Getting Married. Shit Just Got Real. Greeting Card
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Happy Mother's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment Greeting Card
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£11.95
#witchplease Tote
£26.50
Hit the beach or the shops with our range of fun canvas tote bags. SIZE: 14" x 18.5"
£26.50
And Then There Was No Sleep Cushion
£25.25
Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"
£25.25
£21.50
I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Apron
£21.50
Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons. SIZE: 25" X 35"
£21.50
If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Sticker
£3.65
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£3.65
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Magnet
£10.95
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£10.95
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One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card
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An Important Event Took Place On This Day In A Previous Year Greeting Card
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Obligatory Father's Day Card Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
Good Luck And Good Riddance Magnet
£10.95
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£10.95
Congratulations You Cunt Magnet
£10.95
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£10.95
If I Were Wrong Don't You Think I'd Know Mug
£11.95
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£11.95