Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
I'm Jealous Of All The People Who Haven't Met You Greeting Card
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You're Old Enough To Remember When Emojis Were Called Hieroglyphics Greeting Card
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If Sisters Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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Of All The Weirdos On The Internet You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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I Fail To See The Point In Your Continued Existence Greeting Card
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I Wish You Had Moved Further Away Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Dad! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday! You Are A Constant Source Of Disappointment! Greeting Card
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Mum, Thanks For Being My Taxi Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday I Couldn't Afford A Card With A Picture Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card
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Good Luck And Good Riddance. Greeting Card
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42% Of Marriages End In Divorce. Greeting Card
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Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card
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Will Cook For Wine Apron
£21.50
Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons. SIZE: 25" X 35"
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Where The Fuck Is My Wine Apron
£21.50
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£21.50