Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
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Will Cook For Prosecco Apron
£21.50
Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons. SIZE: 25" X 35"
£21.50
Your Opinion Wasn't In The Recipe Apron
£21.50
Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons. SIZE: 25" X 35"
£21.50
Alexa Make The Dinner Apron
£21.50
Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons. SIZE: 25" X 35"
£21.50
You Put The Ho Back In Christmas Greeting Card
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If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Greeting Card
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Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card
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I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card
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There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Magnet
£10.95
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£10.95
Get Well Soon Attention Seeker Greeting Card
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Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card
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Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card
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In Dog Years You Are A Ghost Greeting Card
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I Asked Alexa How Old You Are. She Laughed Greeting Card
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I'm Jealous Of All The People Who Haven't Met You Greeting Card
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You're Old Enough To Remember When Emojis Were Called Hieroglyphics Greeting Card
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