I Love You More Than Connell's Chain Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Let's Pretend This Year Didn't Happen Greeting Card
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You're The Best Teacher I've Had So Far Greeting Card
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If Cousins Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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Live, Laugh, Love, Vomit, Cry, Rinse, Repeat Greeting Card
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Happy Anniversary From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
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Will Cook For Gin Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Made a Tiny Human Greeting Card
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Wishing You A Happy Birthday From A Social Distance Greeting Card
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Obligatory Mother's Day Card Greeting Card
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If I Die While Lifting Weights Add More Weights And Then Call For Help Mug
£11.95
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£11.95
One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card
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If Mums Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card
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Having A Small Penis Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Huge Dick! Greeting Card
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I Hate You The Least Greeting Card
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Your Optimism Is Killing Me Greeting Card
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Mum, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card
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Mum, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card
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Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Greeting Card
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