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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card
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This Is A Manly Man's Apron Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Either Greeting Card
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Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From The One Who Puts Up With Your Farts Greeting Card
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Happy Easter You Cunt Greeting Card
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May Your Bird Be Moist This Christmas Greeting Card
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You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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Obligatory Birthday Card. Greeting Card
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When I First Met You, I Looked Deep Into Your Eyes And Thought "Fuck It, You'll Do" Greeting Card
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I'll Cum Down Your Chimney Greeting Card
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Good Luck With Your New Job You Fucking Traitor Greeting Card
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Bit Much Just To Get Out Of Your Own Wedding Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card
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This Is Literally The First Card I Saw Greeting Card
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