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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card
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Our Time Together Has Been Tolerable Greeting Card
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You'll Probably Make Terrible Parents, But It Will Be Fun To Watch Greeting Card
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I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card
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Be Careful... Too Many Birthdays Will Kill You Greeting Card
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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Anniversary Greeting Card
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Good Luck! You're Quite Thick So Don't Get Your Hopes Up! Greeting Card
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One Day All Trace Of You Will Be Forgotten. Let's Do Something Stupid! Greeting Card
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Mum! Greeting Card
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Bro! Greeting Card
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Sis! Greeting Card
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At Least Your Age Is Starting To Catch Up With Your Face. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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I Have Lost All Respect For You. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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I Hate What We Have Become. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card
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It Is Now No Longer Financially Viable For Us To Break Up. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card
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Dad, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card
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Dad, Thanks For Being My Taxi Greeting Card
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Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card
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I Have Lost All Respect For You. HB. Greeting Card
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