Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right It's A Shame Nobody Told Your Parents Greeting Card
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We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
If Uncles Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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If Dads Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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Alexa Send Mum A Mother's Day Card Greeting Card
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Alexa Send Dad A Father's Day Card Greeting Card
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Well This Is A Fucking Shit Birthday Greeting Card
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There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card
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Having Small Boobs Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Massive Tit! Greeting Card
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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card
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Have A Fucking Spectacular Divorce Greeting Card
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Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card
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I Hate The Sound Of Your Breathing Greeting Card
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Sometimes, I Wonder What It Would Be Like If You Were Dead Greeting Card
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Let's Get Fat Together Greeting Card
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It's About Time You Shuffled Off Now, Old Timer Greeting Card
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Be Kind To Yourself Today Have A Wank Greeting Card
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'Dad Bods' Only Work If You Were Good Looking In The First Place Greeting Card
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You're Not A Hipster You're A Beard With An Idiot Hanging Off It Greeting Card
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Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card
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May Your Furlough Be Long And Vegetative Greeting Card
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You Don't Half Talk Some Bullshit Greeting Card
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