Deadpan Gifts

We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!

I Am 30 Mug | 28 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 30th Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirtieth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty

I Am 30 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 29 Mug | 27 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 29th Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Ninth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Nine

I Am 29 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 28 Mug | 26 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 28th Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Eighth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Eight

I Am 28 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 27 Mug | 25 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 27th Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Seventh Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Seven

I Am 27 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 26 Mug | Funny, Deadpan 26th Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Sixth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Six

I Am 26 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 25 Mug | 23 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 25th Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Fifth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Five

I Am 25 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 24 Mug | 22 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 24th Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Fourth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Four

I Am 24 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 23 Mug | 21 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 23rd Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Third Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Three

I Am 23 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 22 Mug | 20 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 22nd Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Second Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Two

I Am 22 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 21 Mug | 19 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 21st Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty First Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty One

I Am 21 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 20 Mug | 18 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 20th Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twentieth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty

I Am 20 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Jingle Bell... End. Mug | Rude Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Deadpan, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Coffee Mug, Jingle Bells, Bellend, Profanity

Jingle Bell... End. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
The Earth Is Dying And So Are You Mug | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Rude Old Age Joke Birthday Gift, Mug

The Earth Is Dying And So Are You Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You're My Type On Paper. Mug | Deadpan Valentine's Gift In Red For Him, Her, Crush, Love, Be My Valentine

You're My Type On Paper. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Jingle Balls. Mug | Rude Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Deadpan, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Coffee Mug, Jingle Bells

Jingle Balls. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95