There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Wearing Fake Tan In Bed Greeting Card
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After A Year Of Lockdowns And Social Distancing, I Can Safely Say It's Been A Blessing Not Having To See You Greeting Card
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Looking 60 Years Old Is Great... If You're 70 Greeting Card
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Merry Christmas. Now Let's Eat Until We Hate Ourselves! Greeting Card
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Nope, Still A Ginger Twat! Greeting Card
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Dad, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card
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You Stopped Satisfying Me Years Ago. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card
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At Least You Can Say Christmas Made You Fat Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Gay Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card
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The Earth Is Dying And So Are You Greeting Card
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Your Fifties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card
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Your Forties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card
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Your Twenties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card
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Obligatory Mother's Day Card. Greeting Card
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Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead. Greeting Card
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You're Getting Married. Shit Just Got Real. Greeting Card
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Happy Mother's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment Greeting Card
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