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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
And Then There Was No Sleep Greeting Card
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Today Is The Anniversary Of The Day You Were Born Greeting Card
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Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card
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Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card
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Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card
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You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card
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You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card
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I Hope You Choke On All The Shit You Talk Greeting Card
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If I Agreed With You We'd Both Be Wrong Greeting Card
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I'm No Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One Greeting Card
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If I Throw A Stick Will You Leave? Greeting Card
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If Brothers Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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