Mum, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Greeting Card
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Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card
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You Put The Ho Back In Christmas Greeting Card
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If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Greeting Card
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Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card
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I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card
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There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card
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Get Well Soon Attention Seeker Greeting Card
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Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card
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Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card
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In Dog Years You Are A Ghost Greeting Card
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I Asked Alexa How Old You Are. She Laughed Greeting Card
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Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card
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I'm Jealous Of All The People Who Haven't Met You Greeting Card
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