Deadpan Gifts
Another Year Older, Another Year Droopier Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card
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Alexa, When Is Our Anniversary? Greeting Card
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Alexa, When Is Dad's Birthday? Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
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I Know Where You Live Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card
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It's Ok If You Don't Like Me Not Everyone Has Good Taste Greeting Card
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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card
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You'll Never Be The Man Your Mother Is Greeting Card
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Your Best Chance Of Getting Laid Is To Crawl Up A Chicken's Ass And Wait Greeting Card
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Embrace Your Mistakes... Can I Have A Hug? Greeting Card
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The Only Culture You Have Is Bacteria Greeting Card
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Please Cancel My Subscription To Your Issues Greeting Card
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If I Agreed With You We'd Both Be Wrong Greeting Card
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I'm No Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One Greeting Card
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Your Gene Pool Could Use Some Chlorine Greeting Card
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I Would Tell You To Eat Shit But I Know You're Not Into Cannibalism Greeting Card
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Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right It's A Shame Nobody Told Your Parents Greeting Card
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If I Throw A Stick Will You Leave? Greeting Card
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If Uncles Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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If Aunties Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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If Dads Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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Alexa Send Mum A Mother's Day Card Greeting Card
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Alexa Send Dad A Father's Day Card Greeting Card
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Well This Is A Fucking Shit Birthday Greeting Card
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Of All The Weirdos On Grindr You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Wearing Fake Tan In Bed Greeting Card
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Having Small Boobs Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Massive Tit! Greeting Card
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Having A Small Penis Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Huge Dick! Greeting Card
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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card
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Have A Fucking Spectacular Divorce Greeting Card
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Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card
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I Hate The Sound Of Your Breathing Greeting Card
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Sometimes, I Wonder What It Would Be Like If You Were Dead Greeting Card
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Let's Get Fat Together Greeting Card
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