Obligatory Birthday Card. Greeting Card
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Good Luck With Your New Job You Fucking Traitor Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card
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I'll Cum Down Your Chimney Greeting Card
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Bit Much Just To Get Out Of Your Own Wedding Greeting Card
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Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card
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I Acknowledge That You Are One Year Older Greeting Card
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Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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When I First Met You, I Looked Deep Into Your Eyes And Thought "Fuck It, You'll Do" Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Made The Christmas Card List Greeting Card
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Today Should Be Your Wedding Day But It's Not Greeting Card
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Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Bellend Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Snoring Greeting Card
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Happy Mother's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment. Greeting Card
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Welcome To The World Tiny Human Greeting Card
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You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card
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Let's Pretend This Year Didn't Happen Greeting Card
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You're The Best Teacher I've Had So Far Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From The One Who Puts Up With Your Farts Greeting Card
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I Bought You An Easter Egg But Then I Ate It! Happy Easter! Greeting Card
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Live, Laugh, Love, Vomit, Cry, Rinse, Repeat Greeting Card
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This Is Literally The First Card I Saw Greeting Card
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I Love You More Than Connell's Chain Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Made a Tiny Human Greeting Card
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Wishing You A Happy Birthday From A Social Distance Greeting Card
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Obligatory Mother's Day Card Greeting Card
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I Can't Wait To Have A Big Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card
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If Cousins Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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If Mums Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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Of All The Weirdos On Tinder You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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Mum, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card
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Mum, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card
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Happy Anniversary From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
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Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card
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I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Greeting Card
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Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card
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Get Well Soon Attention Seeker Greeting Card
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Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card
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