Deadpan Gifts

We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!

Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99 GBP
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99 GBP
Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Retirement Card, Funny New Job Card For Coworker, Child Moving Out Card

Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99 GBP
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99 GBP
Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Good Luck Card, Funny, Deadpan Leaving Card, New Job

Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99 GBP
Good Luck And Good Riddance Magnet | Funny Leaving Gift, Funny Good Luck Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, New Job, Leaving For University

Good Luck And Good Riddance Magnet

£10.95 GBP

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95 GBP
Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Let's Party, Celebrate You

Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Good Luck And Good Riddance. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude, Funny Good Luck Card, New Job, You're Leaving, Retirement, New Home

Good Luck And Good Riddance. Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99 GBP
Good Luck And Good Riddance A5 Notebook | Funny Leaving Gift, Good Luck, Rude Journal, Black and White, New Job, New Home, Off To University

Good Luck And Good Riddance A5 Notebook

£11.25 GBP

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25 GBP
Good Luck You Fuck Coaster | Funny Leaving Gift, Funny Good Luck Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, New Job, New Home, Leaving For University

Good Luck You Fuck Coaster

£13.25 GBP

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25 GBP
Good Luck And Good Riddance Coaster | Funny Leaving Gift, Good Luck Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, New Job, New Home, Leaving For University

Good Luck And Good Riddance Coaster

£13.25 GBP

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25 GBP